hilarious trainwreck of a conversation

this is one of those had-to-pull-over-the-car-because-I-was-laughing-so-hard-and-wanted-to-write-it-down-before-I-forgot-the-exact-words conversations

Hailey "you are your husband's wife"
Mommy "uh, yeah"
Riley "when did you get married"
Mommy "almost 13 yrs ago, in June"
Riley "why can't you make babies until you're a grownup?"
Mommy laughs really loud.  eventually I'll have to come up with a more appropriate response :)
Hailey "how can you make babies when you're a grownup?" (Riley "that's not what I said Hailey")
Hailey "how did you get us in your tummy?"

all, btw, in the 2 minute drive from the YMCA to our house

oy.